sorryforpartybarackin:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’

(via manda)

bryko:

*emoji pitch conference*

“What if…poop with eyes”

image

(via blowmay)

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

(via blowmay)

gofuckinglaugh:

chi-c:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

holy shit this made me cry

i am now in tears

(Source: shehlovee, via blowmay)

bencucumberbatch:

DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’

(via 97x5)

irritate:

can I have a 30 day free trial of being hot

(via 97x5)